UNO/SE(X): The Most Dangerous Backseat Sex Ever!

Talk About having your cake and…well, wrong cliché really (but that’s only because this is about sex and we really haven’t had much action, so…)

A dating couple had extreme bad luck as they wound up in a hospital in Taiwan after their ride plummeted 150 feet down a cliff face as they made out in the back seat. Twenty-five year old Lin Gu and 29-year-old lover Lee Shin were left with cracked bones and grave contusions after their vehicle collapsed over the edge of a hill in XianDian, Taiwan.

While the police report did not include the fact that the cops were laughing their asses off, this is what is officially stated: They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and neglected to leave the handbrake off.

When they started getting it on, the rocking motion started the car moving and that caused the car to roll off the hill. Fortunately for them they were not more seriously hurt.”

The Dog Motel

A LOVE motel in Sao Paulo has been built for amorous dogs, complete with ornamented accommodations for canines. Robson Marinho, a pet shop proprietor, put together the air conditioned room on the second floor and dangled a marker that says “Pet Love Motel.”

The motel accommodations, at Barra Funda, are decorated just like regular people motels: bedsheets, elaborate lighting, the works. Best of all, the writer of this article finally had sex. Sure, it was with a dog, but we’re not judgmental here. (Not after that incident with the chicken and a bathroom flusher, really…)

The Lovejoy Butt Bandit

A 15-YEAR-OLD boy in Lovejoy, Georgia, supposedly sunk his teeth into or took hold of the butts of no less than 10 females at a Wal-Mart branch in a number of months, law enforcement in the area said. Clayton County police contended that the undisclosed adolescent attacked the rear ends of a few women shopping in the retail depot, before being tackled by one of his targets, The Atlanta Journal Constitution reported. Meanwhile, we deny reports that we added this guy to our friendster account.
    
Is There Anything More Painful than this?

A MAN was performed a surgical procedure on in Hornsby Hospital to take off sixteen—count ‘em! —stainless steel washers from his penis. Berowra Fire Rescue officials were summoned to help the sucker. It was not apparent how the state of affairs came to pass. The man may well have been disturbed. Or he didn’t have cable TV. Authorities used up more than an hour in vain making an effort to do away with the washers, before the man was brought to an operating table where his penis finally got to meet a scalpel. Some fantasies do come true.